Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Craig's Oops
Passed this on the drive home Saturday night.
It must hace just happened, as there were no emergency vehicles. There was no accident that I could see, just this Jeep on fire. People were pulled over, it was eerily silent. And very hot. And smelly. I had my window down as we passed so I could snap this, but I had no desire to stick around since there was nothing I could do, and I was afraid of a possible explosion.
The only camera I had near me was my iPhone, hence the craptacularness, but it beats nothing this week, which is what I'd post otherwise.
Oh, also, I had my camera in the wrong mode, so this is a still from a video since that's what I accidentally took. Oops.
Cory's Oops
Ryan's "Oops!"
I got many good photos of her, but this one was definitely an "Oops" - at first I thought nothing was in focus, but closer inspection reveals that the hippo is pretty close. Oddly, I still kind of like the picture.
/rl
Mike's "Oops"
In fact I wonder if the father that paid the college tuition on this architect didn't say "Oops" when he saw this? Or maybe if this Frank Lloyd Wright wannabe hasn't wondered about his form and function decisions now ten years later? Of course that is just my opinion. Usually I like the abnormal. This one just looks to me like its in a constant state of falling over.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Craig's Jerry Rigged
I'm a sysadmin. Kludges are a big part of my life. What is a kludge but another form of jerry-rigging?
So I've got this 20" iMac that outlived its usefulness as my desktop computer. I thought it would be a good idea if I mounted it in front of my treadmill so I can watch TV while walking. The problem, of course, is that the 20" iMac (or, at least, my generation of it) had no VESA mount options. Enter the jerry-rigging! I found this product online that made use of the cable pass-thru in the iMac's stand to attach a VESA mount! It's a pair of rings that sandwich the mount and the hole in the stand. When screwed tight, It forms a very solid mount. Attaching it to the Peerless monitor stand I bought was trivial, and voila! I now have a 20" iMac mounted perfectly above the treadmill. The base of the stand even makes a nice keyboard tray when I'm not using the keyboard.
Shot with a blue flash, because I'm still trying to get the hang of lighting.
Mike's "Jerry-Rigged"
I can show you stuff that is jerry-rigged in this project. When it came time to secure my wiring I realized that I did not have any staples. I did, however, have a big bag of ½ inch coper pipe hangers that I was never going to use. Whalah!
Cory's Jerry Rigged
Big computers are like hotrods - they're designed for speed and tend to require a lot of care to keep them in working condition. The rack in my picture here is one of many that serves up storage to Intrepid. In total we have about 8 petabytes of disk that is directly connected to 128 file servers via Infiniband. Those file servers are then connected to each other and the rest of the machine with a (rather unreliable) 10GB network. Finally, the rest of the machine has its own internal interconnect for its own communication. On top of all of this runs a pretty good parallel filesystem that prefers reliable networks. It is a crazy jerry-rigged pile of spaghetti to keep running.
In lay terms, we have 8 mayonnaise jars connected to a pile of pizza boxes with zip ties. There is clothes line holding all of the pizza boxes together, some string with tin cans on both ends keeps them connected to a row of port-a-potties. The port-a-potties are held together by baling wire, and the whole thing lives in a room with a GIANT window unit air conditioner.
Ryan's "Jerry-rigged"
Granted, the car shop can order OEM parts if needed. I think the OEM distribution chain is very strictly controlled for humans, so the transplant center usually has to salvage...
Is it rude to refer to organ donors as scrap humans?
/rl
Q's jury rigged
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Ryan's "Vacant Lot"
This was once a lovely mobile home park (or perhaps a meth infested shanty town). A redevelopment project led to the eviction of the residents, but it has stood vacant for at least a year...
/rl
Cory's Vacant Lot
But, I didn't.
This weekend was "clean up the garden" weekend at our house, which involved pulling up tomato cages, tossing some rotting cucumbers to the squirrels, and covering the garden in lawnmower-run-over leaves. Now it is just a big, vacant plot of land in our back yard, waiting until next spring to come along so it can be covered in tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, corn, pumpkins, and whatever else we try to plant next year.
There was one other vacant lot I would have liked to take a picture of near me a while back: in the middle of a big empty lot behind a strip mall, there was a single port-a-potty standing watch. Every time we drove past it I pointed it out to Lis and tried to convince her it was a TARDIS. Alas, she didn't believe me, and it traveled back to the land from whence it came before I could take a picture to prove it.
Mike's "Vacant Lot"
This shot is around the corner from the Hot Shops. I think its just a dumping ground for art projects that went unattended. I found a similar shot on Jones Street. Looks like they tried to build a stalagmite or something?
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Craig's Tempus Fugit
Like Cory, I was looking to capture the literal essence of time flying. Mine was less esoteric, and largely involved attempts to catch a nice photo of my pocketwatch flying through the air.
This proved too complex and likely to break my watch, so I went another direction, and tried to simulate the experience. This is the pocketwatch I got in Greenwich, England. It's a nice little pocketwatch, and I wind it every morning. This watch has flown with me everywhere I've gone since getting it.
Though now, looking at it in extreme closeup, I'm wondering why it appears to say "Royal Greenwich Obserbatory" at the bottom, but I'm hoping this is just a trick of the fancy-schmancy script they wrote it in.
Ryan's "Tempus Fugit"
Ever try getting three kids (and two adults) to pose at once? Time certainly flees:
Several hundred exposures probably resulted in 2 photos where everyone is looking at the camera. I ran out of daylight before getting what I was looking for.
I actually had much better luck taking "kid" photos than "family" photos.
/rl
Mike's Tempus Fugit
It may even be that I transported it, but mom and dad planted it. What ever the case it was just a whip of a little twig. Now, in the flash of time, it has become something I can't get my hands around.
Cory's Tempus Fugit
According to wikipedia, this "tempus fugit" phrase really meas "time flees". And that's what we have above. It turns out the time flew while I was playing with taking this shot too - there's a 45 minute difference between the first shot I took and the last.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Connect the Dots
There are many approaches to carving a pumpkin. Some involve taking a pattern on paper, laying it atop the pumpkin, and poking holes through it. Then, you pull the paper off and connect the dots.
That's not what I did. I carved the pumpkin in the upper left freehand after attempting to draw a face on it with a Sharpie that doesn't like to draw on moist pumpkin skin.
Another pumpkin carver attempted the connect-the-dots approach, but this gourd did not make it through the procedure.
In any case, I didn't use gummy candy, and that should count for something. :)
Mike's Connect the Dots
It was actually my wife's idea to incorporate the box into the picture. She figured that I had some relatives that would not know what "Dots" candies were. My mother also admitted to me today, that she has not always voted for me. She would not tell me who, but it was the "Don't Touch" week.